from Leah aged 9
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: Yum yum!

from Chris, aged 10
Q: What do you call a train full of scientists?
A: A tube of smarties!

from Anna, aged 11
Q: Which rooms don't skeletons like?
A: Living rooms!!!

from Luke, aged 13:
Q:Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A:To get to the body shop!

from Holly, aged 5:
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

from Hugo, aged 9:
Q:How do you keep cool at a football match?
A:Stand next to a fan!

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