Stuart aged 9 in Bath:
Why did the boy throw his toast out the window?
see the butterfly!
Nikki aged 9 in Harrow
Q: What did the sea say to the shore?
it just waved!
Alen aged 11 in Worcester
Q: Doctor, doctor I feel like a pin.
A: I can see your point!
Adam aged 12
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bridge.
What's come over you?
Two lorries and a car!
James, aged 9 from Co. Down:
Q: Do you want to hear the joke about butter?
A: No ... you might spread it!!!
Amy, aged 11:
What's a horse's favourite sport?
A: Stable Tennis
Beth, aged 12:
Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
Jacob, aged 7:
Q: :Why do witches always get high marks?
A: Because they're so good at spelling!